Dear Masons,
And anyone who unwaiveringly believes that anything worth doing is worth doing right, the first time -look away. Stop reading.

Dear anyone else,

I made slight, cosmetic, temporary changes to fixed my fake rock wall.

It was taunting me.

P.S. Dear perfectionists, I understand that bragging about such a sixteenth-assed job is grounds for the rejection of my membership application. I hereby voluntarily withdraw same. Some things just need to get done. Or crossed off the list all together and abandoned.

Learn how to make electricity,

 and how to grow penicillin

for example, are officially displaced by less lofty entries from the keep it real and just do it lists.